YOU - Live in SW London. Come from Cornwall, the west country or further afield and know what rugby clubs back home can offer. Seeking to play at a decent level without the huge commitment of training more than 1 night per week as your work allows. Want to know that if you don't make the 1s or 2s, you will still play at a decent standard on a regular basis. Would like to have a strong level of coaching and know that a top physio team (some of whom work for Prem clubs during the week) will support you from the sidelines. Seeking top stash and top craic.

US - Aspirational at every level and fiendishly well organised! Aiming to be the best amateur rugby club in the area, playing our home matches on a surface that was good enough for Champions Harlequins to use as their training base not so long ago and training just once a week under the auspices of a stellar coaching team on the 4g surface at Rosslyn Park. Undoubtedly producing the best match day programme at the level anywhere in the region packed with action, comment and stats, backed up by top level match reports and photos that hit the website within 24 hours of match day. Top stash, top craic.

Keen to learn more? Ping the DoR at dmoon@stpirran.com with details of your playing experience!